Thursday, April 06, 2006
Peter Andre & Jordan: Are to class, what I am to maths
They really are moving into the realms of self-parody. Disney world? They could do worse if they wanted to though. How about the bluewater shopping centre, or Madame Tussauds?
What do these two do nowadays to garner such press coverage? As far as I can tell Peter Andre’s lone talent was being able to rhythmically roll his abs to music (the six pack has since developed into a pork barrel) while Jordan is a walking advertisement for Silicone misuse. Not to mention the couples creosote tans. That’s talent.
I have come to believe in the virtuousness, healthiness and good taste of being pale. I am a pale, white Anglo-Saxon, I accept this (except when abroad when my paleness makes me “unique” and peer pressure and societal acceptance forces a feeble endeavour to turn just a bit brown, though I regret succumbing)
Tanning is tacky, and no, you don’t look exotic. Sophisticats.
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I think it's quite shrewd of them.
They have established a product and cornered the market.
The 20 something, office receptionist, female voyeur demographic is seemingly large enough and profitable enough for the Andre's and Beckhams of the world to renew wedding vows in public. Or 'accidentally' show everyone their new tattoo at the training ground. Or 'forget' to check for camera phones when snorting a line of cocaine.
Max Clifford would be proud, if he isn't involved already.
They have established a product and cornered the market.
The 20 something, office receptionist, female voyeur demographic is seemingly large enough and profitable enough for the Andre's and Beckhams of the world to renew wedding vows in public. Or 'accidentally' show everyone their new tattoo at the training ground. Or 'forget' to check for camera phones when snorting a line of cocaine.
Max Clifford would be proud, if he isn't involved already.
Hulk Hogan is very orange and he was my favourite when I was younger, and when I liked to watch men in tiny pants pretend to hurt each other.
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